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The Wabsnazsm Guest Room-arama Podcast

Every week or so, I get to stay in a tiny room with a massively loud cistern system and elderly neighbours chewing Werther's originals. This cannot and will not quell my propensity towards unpleasantly loud and amateurish music. This edition of the podcast is here to save me from going off of my nut and to further shift the waxy build up in your inner ear.I ought to take this opportunity to say "Bollocks to the Tories and sod the Jubilee!"
 
Thank you.

Wabsnazsm Walks with Eunice

Fearlessly determined to stroll around Brighton in the worst storms to hit the South Coat in decades, I decided to share my bold and possibly stupid endeavour with you, the listeners. Hear the chaotic roar of the elements as the wind attempts to lift me from the Earth and deposit me in the drink. 

Bod and the delicious apple

I don't know when the last official edition of Bod was made. Some time in the dim and distant past and that troubled me. What on Earth have the characters been up to since we last checked in on them? Did they follow their dreams, fall in love or merely stand around chucking fruit about? It's most probably the fruit, isn't it? Of course, it is. So, I decided to check in on our old chums from way back and to see what sort of new  adventures they're having.
Friends, for the first time in many moons...here comes Bod.

The Wabsnazsm Musical Smörgåsbord Podcast

Dogs die in hot cars, right? I can fully appreciate that as I recorded this confection in a Suzuki Wagon R with the windows closed. Even Prince Andrew would have perspired a little... Anyway, the tunes are as hot as the vehicle so get up from your comfy chair and dance like Michael Parkinson.

Wabsnazsm (UNDER SEVERE RESTRICTIONS) Podcast

It's been almost a year and the nation's nerves are shredded. As ever, the Wabsnazsm podcast is here to plunge the needle of hope deep into your bicep. We don't know what we're doing and it's guaranteed to hurt but it's worth a shot, right? Whether it's Pfizer or Tizer, what have you got to lose?

Wabsnazsm Walks (Wandering through Hove)

The first Monday of the year 2021 and I'm cold, wet and on the move...
Nobody noticed the lanky tosser with the microphone and that allows us a unique view of a listless life of lockdown.
I have stupid hair and a dripping set of eyebrows. Listen for as long as you can stand it.

Wabsnazsm presents: The U Bend Chronicles

As embarrassing as it might seem, we ALL use the toilet. Yes, even YOU! But somewhere out there, there's a secret army of people who clean up after your emergency trip to the bog and here is a brief account of a day in the life of one such person.The date in question was 10th September, 2001. Everybody knows where they were when "9/11" happened but here's what became of me on "9/10".

Wabsnazsm Podcast Punk Rock Extravaganza

Welcome along to a dive into the deeply dirty world of Punk Rock... Open all of the windows and play this one loudly enough to get you evicted. It'll be worth it, I promise.Ladies, Gentlemen and everyone else, it's the Wabsnazsm Podcast Punk Rock Extravaganza!

Wabsnazsm Walks (Pier pressure).

What with all the heave ho and what-not, why not spend a little time by the sea? 
That's exactly what I did and here are the results of my wander towards the waves...

Wabsnazsm sits in the car...

Having already walked for bloody MILES, I decided to sit in the car and observe the World from inside it's protective bubble.
Safe, secure and I imagine, looking slightly unusual, here's a glimpse at what's going on outside your isolation zone.