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Smash it up!

I recently visited one of those fine establishments known as a “Rage Room.” I was given half an hour and a selection of blunt instruments to smash the living hell out of some glass, plates, printers, tea pots, TVs, heaters and loads of other desirable objects. There were windscreens and I don’t know, so many other fine things to pulverise.
 
I pretty much rendered all of it into powdery dust and had a really cathartic and chaotic time. Safety gear was provided and when I was done with it, I was a mess of sweat, crispy bits of glass and a big steaming grin. It was brilliant. I recommend it fully for those times when just talking it over won’t get it sorted. This is action therapy. This is what the Doctor did not order. This is exactly what I needed…
I ache like an eighty year old Rodeo Cowboy but what an experience… Listen for as long as you can be bothered.

Wabsnazsm Walks (Through Nature)

Desperate to get a little fresh air, I decided to venture into uncharted territory and to visit the Hastings Country Park. It seemed like a good idea at the time but, as per usual, things got a little messy.
Instead of tripping through the dew, I was dunked in mud and goo.
Join me on a fruitless search for the delights of the natural world.

Wabsnazsm Walks (And walks some more)

Have you ever started out on a long walk and wished that you hadn't? I never have...I'm like one of the Proclaimers, I am. 
Here I am making short work of a long route march and taking you with me in my top pocket.
JOIN ME...

The Wabsnazsm Introspective Inquiry-Cast

Oh, does our host sound a little blue? Well, maybe a bit but then he's also showing fairly well on the "Chipper Chart" so don't worry about it.This has got a varied bunch of words, notes and a small mystery noise.Can you hear it? If you identify it, you might just win some cherries.

Mary, Mungo and Midge in "The Great Escape Plan."

By the power invested in me, Wabsnazsm presents:Mary, Mungo and Midge in "The Great Escape Plan!"Starring in their first new episode since 1969, we follow an ordinary talking dog and flute playing mouse as they plot to escape the humdrum world of Mary's playroom....once and for all.

WABSNAZSM WALKS (An antediluvian amble)

Early in December, 2023...we take an antediluvian amble along the back streets of Brighton into Hove.Not long after this masterpiece of timewasting was finished, the heavens opened up and soaked me which put me into a delightful mood...

Wabsnazsm Walks: Dieppe special

One day, it was decided that I should make an overnight trip to France and so, without sleep or any kind of foresight, I embarked on my adventure.I arrived at 04:00 hrs in a France which was, by and large, still firmly asleep. Hear my desperate strolling right here and don't be tempted to try it by my triumphant tones.(There is a much longer cut of this available. Click the link below for further enrichment.) 
 
https://youtu.be/rDsOxOoSRto?si=iUTVWuvBts92EG4W

The Wabsnazsm Can’t be arsed cast

Oh, there you are! I've been waiting but I had my doubts that you'd turn up. This is Britain's least popular podcast and as such, we're in for a rough ride this time! 
A bad tempered and grumpy podcast featuring... annoyance, refreshments and admonishments. 
Dive in or sod off...

Wabsnazsm Walks: A cold July Day by the Sea

Another day, another walk on the mild side. We stroll at an exciting pace towards Hove whilst bravely tackling the elements. A man, a microphone and a screw top pot of sausages. Join me for a walk, especially if you are housebound. It'll be fun.

THE WABSNAZSM PODCASKET

Light a votive candle for a dear fallen comrade. It finally happened and in such a manner as to be perfectly in keeping with the bizarre lifespan of your old friend.Death is never quite the end and here we have an exemplar of the fact that whilst a memory lingers, a human may live on beyond the sparkle of dimly visible stars.Oh, and always watch where you are treading.