Wabsnazsm Walks: A cold July Day by the Sea

Another day, another walk on the mild side. We stroll at an exciting pace towards Hove whilst bravely tackling the elements. A man, a microphone and a screw top pot of sausages. Join me for a walk, especially if you are housebound. It'll be fun.

THE WABSNAZSM PODCASKET

Light a votive candle for a dear fallen comrade. It finally happened and in such a manner as to be perfectly in keeping with the bizarre lifespan of your old friend.Death is never quite the end and here we have an exemplar of the fact that whilst a memory lingers, a human may live on beyond the sparkle of dimly visible stars.Oh, and always watch where you are treading.

The Wabsnazsm Guest Room-arama Podcast

Every week or so, I get to stay in a tiny room with a massively loud cistern system and elderly neighbours chewing Werther's originals. This cannot and will not quell my propensity towards unpleasantly loud and amateurish music. This edition of the podcast is here to save me from going off of my nut and to further shift the waxy build up in your inner ear.I ought to take this opportunity to say "Bollocks to the Tories and sod the Jubilee!"
 
Thank you.

Wabsnazsm Walks with Eunice

Fearlessly determined to stroll around Brighton in the worst storms to hit the South Coat in decades, I decided to share my bold and possibly stupid endeavour with you, the listeners. Hear the chaotic roar of the elements as the wind attempts to lift me from the Earth and deposit me in the drink. 

Bod and the delicious apple

I don't know when the last official edition of Bod was made. Some time in the dim and distant past and that troubled me. What on Earth have the characters been up to since we last checked in on them? Did they follow their dreams, fall in love or merely stand around chucking fruit about? It's most probably the fruit, isn't it? Of course, it is. So, I decided to check in on our old chums from way back and to see what sort of new  adventures they're having.
Friends, for the first time in many moons...here comes Bod.

WABSNAZSM WALKS (AROUND THE BLOCK)

Doing the laundry under pandemic conditions is not to be sneezed at...I decided to stay away from the viral vectors and go for a low impact wander.

Wabsnazsm Walks (Wandering through Hove)

The first Monday of the year 2021 and I'm cold, wet and on the move...
Nobody noticed the lanky tosser with the microphone and that allows us a unique view of a listless life of lockdown.
I have stupid hair and a dripping set of eyebrows. Listen for as long as you can stand it.

Wabsnazsm Walks (As far as a phone box.)

It's a horrible day out there. The rain, it raineth and the wind bloweth like a bastard so I sought temporary shelter and in doing so, I avoided an even greater soaking for about six minutes. One of my better plans.
Anyway, here's something that you might like...it's another bloody podcast.

Wabsnazsm presents: The U Bend Chronicles

As embarrassing as it might seem, we ALL use the toilet. Yes, even YOU! But somewhere out there, there's a secret army of people who clean up after your emergency trip to the bog and here is a brief account of a day in the life of one such person.The date in question was 10th September, 2001. Everybody knows where they were when "9/11" happened but here's what became of me on "9/10".

Wabsnazsm Podcast Punk Rock Extravaganza

Welcome along to a dive into the deeply dirty world of Punk Rock... Open all of the windows and play this one loudly enough to get you evicted. It'll be worth it, I promise.Ladies, Gentlemen and everyone else, it's the Wabsnazsm Podcast Punk Rock Extravaganza!